Spanish for gringos
 
Spanish for gringos. There's always something new to learn and try. For example, if you say "pair don", spiks will understand: "perdon" (sorry).

Try the next ones:

"boy as n r"
Voy a cenar ( I'm gonna have a dinner ).

"n l c john"
En el sillon ( on the armchair ).

"be a hope and son"
Viejo panzon ( fat old man ).

"this s poor as stunt air e us"
Dices puras tonterias ( you're saying dumb things ).

"s toy tree stone"
Estoy triston ( I'm kinda sad ).

"lost trap eat toss"
Los trapitos ( the little rags ).

"a key eye poor agree jug"
Aqui hay pura grilla ( there's only politics arround here ).

"desk can saw"
Descanso ( you rest ).

"as say toon as"
Aceitunas ( olives ).

"cell eye jug, one a what toe"
Celaya Guanajuato ( Celaya Guanajuato: City in central Mexico ).

"be a has r when there us"
Viejas arguenderas ( arguing bitches ).

"come at a lost ugh wack cat tess"
Comete los aguacates ( eat the avocados ).

"the head the star mall less stan dough"
Deje de estar molestando ( stop bugging me ).

"kit at tell loss war at chess"
Quitate los guaraches ( take off your sandals ).

"ball add the pay jazz sad us"
Bola de payasadas ( silly stuff ).

"see eye"
Si hay ( yes we have ).

"t n s free o"
Tienes frio ( are you cold? ).

"s taz pen the ho"
Estas pendejo ( you are an asshole ).

"t n s l p p b n t s o"
Tienes el pipi bien tieso ( you have an erection ).