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El Génesis según UNIX

	In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: > Let there be light! Enter user id. > God Enter password. > Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. > Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. > Technocrat * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1 * > Let there be light! Unrecognizable command. Try again. > Create light Done > Run heaven and earth Creating Day and Night. 0 errors. God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2 * > Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light. Unrecognizable command. Try again. > Create firmament Done. > Run firmament Making Earth. 0 errors. God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. Approx. funds remaining: $84.60. * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. * > Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear Too many characters in specification string. Try again. > Create dry_land Done. > Run firmament Dividing the waters. 0 errors. God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. Approx. funds remaining: $65.00. * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. * > Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night Unspecified type. Try again. > Create sun_moon_stars Done. > Run sun_moon_stars Making the day and the night. 0 errors. God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. Approx. funds remaining: $54.00. * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. * > Create fish Done. > Create fowl Done. > Run fish, fowl Creating great sea monsters. Creating living creatures. 0 errors. God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. Approx. funds remaining: $45.00. * God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. * > Create creepy_things Done. > Now let us make man in our image Unspecified type. Try again. > Create man Done. > Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth Too many command operands. Try again. > Run multiplication Execution terminated. 6 errors. > Insert breath Done. > Run multiplication Execution terminated. 5 errors. > Move man to Garden of Eden File Garden of Eden does not exist. > Create Garden.edn Done. > Move man to Garden.edn Done. > Run multiplication Execution terminated. 4 errors. > Copy woman from man Done. > Run multiplication Execution terminated. 3 errors. > Insert woman into man Illegal parameters. Try again. > Insert man into woman Done. > Run multiplication Execution terminated. 2 errors. > Create desire Done. > Run multiplication Man and woman multiplying in Garden.edn. Warning!: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > Create freewill Done. > Run freewill Man and woman multiplying in Garden.edn Warning!: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > Undo desire Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. > Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. > Help Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. > Create tree_of_knowledge Man and woman multiplying in Garden.edn. Warning!: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > Create good, evil Done. > Activate evil Creating shame. Warning!: System error in sector E95. Man and woman not found in Garden.edn. 1 errors. > Scan Garden.edn for 'man', 'woman' Search failed. > Delete shame Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. > Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. > Stop Unrecognizable command. Try again. > Break > Break > Break ATTENTION ALL USERS * ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN 5 MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. > Create new world You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. > Destroy earth Destroy earth: Please confirm (Y/N). > Y COMPUTER DOWN * COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 6 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Saturday, March 5. Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.